Archie Post #2

Typical Moose/Jughead comic.

Typical Mr. Weatherbee and Archie comic.


Typical Jughead/Hot Dog comic.

You can still buy Archie Comics anywhere books are sold.
They could also be found half-teared in barber shops.

Erap Joke #5: Wife Pass, Pasaload

Sa isang party.
Sabi ng isang Ambassador to Erap, ‘I haven’t met your wife. Where is she?’
Napadaan si First Lady Loi.
Sabi ni Erap, ‘Oh, my wife just passed away.’

ERAP texts to LOI:

ERAP:
PSAHN M NGA AKO NG 2 PESOS LOAD MY IMPRTANTE LANG AKONG TETEXT KAY JINGGOY.

LOI
(P 2.00 SENT)

ERAP:
OK GOT IT TNX.

LOI:
TANGA! TAG KA NA MAGREPLY! SYANG!

ERAP:
K.

Video Review: Neon Brights, Nanaman

Up Dharma Down
"Taya"

I still love Up Dharma Down.
Because they come up with great unique music.
I still love Up Dharma Down.
Because they have a good-looking vocalist in Armi
She has that I-don't-give-i'll-sing-like-this voice.
I still love Up Dharma Down.
Because they shot in Makati's Salcedo! Hello Homebase! :P

I still love Up Dharma Down.
Despite copying other videos. Like Manila, Like Uh, Neon Brights?
I still love Up Dharma Down.
Despite not being loved by a lot.

MYX (space) VOTE (space) TAYA
and send to 2366

3 Funniest Parts of Drag Me To Hell

I watched this movie two weeks ago and I still can't get over it. It's the funniest movie I've seen ever. And its supposed to be a horror movie. Go figure.

3. The car fight scene.

Cougar fight. Sabre-toothed na ung isa.

2. The fly scene(s).

Midnight snack/host.

1. The make out sessions(s).
These hot chicks locked lips french style... twice.
Gross or hoes?

Honorable mentions: Pustiso, Ipit ulo, Meeting the mom.
Drag Me to Hell is still showing in cinemas. Kung KJ ka, panuorin mo na.

Halili Haikus

Clean

Wala kang mantsya.
Mabango bawat lugar.
Pero malagkit.

small daw

Sayaw
Sayaw nang sayaw.
Come on sige go pa.
Sisid ka naman.

smile daw

Smile
Harap dito, smile.
Kunan kita 'wag nang shy.
Hindi mo first time.

cry daw

Next
Tapos na yan ah.
Hindi na yan usapan.
Bakit ka pa sad?

P.S. This is my second post about Katrina.
I'm running out of stuff to talk about.

The Hills on The Soup

The Hills Sitcom

Nice Angle!

The Hills's stupid.
The Soup's funny.
That's it.

Erap Joke #4: Scale, Kiss, Umbrella

Read more foolishness at http://www.gmanews.tv/erapplundertrial/erapjokes

The Bro Code Articles 50, 58, 87, 89

Better than Twilight.

Article 89

Mom of a Bro is always off limits, but a Stepmom is fair game if she initiates it or is wearing at least one piece of leopard print.

Article 87

A Bro shalt at all times say yes.

Article 50
Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girl’s wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother.

Article 58

If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro’s girlfriend’s birthday and / or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

Gotta love HIMYM.

Archie Post #1

Typical Archie story wherein Veronica goes home from some trip.

Typical Jughead story wherein he avoids going with Ethel to a dance.

Typical Archie story about schoolwork.

Kahit typical, kakaaddict parin Archie! I have 400 comics at home! :D

Video Review: OA to the Max

Taken By Cars
"Neon Brights"

Good video? Yes.
Good song? Yes.
Good production? Yes.
Good band? Yes.
Did they avoid saying the title of the song in the song? Yes.

Shameless plugging of Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf? Yes.

Is Jake Cuenca OA when opening the umbrella? Yes.
Was his reaction after opening the umbrella even the more OA? Yes.
Can he not act? Yes.
Is he shitting us into thinking he reads Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis? Yes.

MYX (space) VOTE (space) NEON BRIGHTS
and send to 2366

Erap Joke #3: Please Pass The...

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Barrack Obama, Nicholas Sarkozy and Erap were dining with their wives...
Obama to Michelle: Can u pls pass the sugar, sugar?
Sarkozy to Marie : Can u pls pass the honey, honeypie?
Erap to Loi: Can u pls pass the pork, porky pig?

Erap Joke #2: Brain Cancer/Penshoppe

Brain Cancer
Erap: “I have brain cancer. Yehey!!!”
Jamby: “That’s delicate, how come you’re still happy?”
Erap: “Now I know I have a brain”

The Ballpen
Erap: Miss, do you have a ballpen?
Clerk: Sorry, sir we don’t have any ballpen
Erap (angry): Penshoppe to diba!?!?!?

Read more: http://aboutmyrecovery.com/2007/09/13/on-eraps-guilty-verdict-and-erap-jokes/#ixzz0ISSoa6Og&C

Erap Joke #1: Magic Mirror in Malacanang

It is said that there is a magic mirror in Malacanang that slaps anybody who tells a lie.

Sen. Jamby Madrigal passed by the mirror and said : I think I'm straight.

and the mirror slapped her.

Then came President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. : I think I'm the prettiest woman in the Philippines,

and the mirror slapped her.

Then passed President Erap and said : I think . . .

and the mirror slapped him.

Good Ol' Saranggola Jokes

Saranggola Magazine was a free monthly magazine elemntary students.
This picture was taken from the net, unrelated to the good values of the publication.

What goes on and on with an eye in the middle? Onion

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

What did momma tomato tell baby tomato? You better ketchup.

The customer asked the waiter, "What is this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter replied "The backstroke."

Video Review: Edi kumuha ka yelo!

Q-York, Kenjhons, Chelo Aestrid
"Mainit"

Whoever said HipHop is dead?
Pinoy hip hop is! That's fer sure.
Sino ba naman kasi ang fan ni Andrew E. or ng Salbakuta?
But this group(?) of Egoy/Amboys has a video out on rotation in the music networks.
I didn't really understand the lyrics.
I didn't understand the choreography.
I didn't understand the video. Mainit? Ba't iba naka jacket?

The video screamed wannabe-cool westerninzation for me.
It's like an imitation to any B2K, G-Unit video in the vault.
There's dancing, there's sweat and there's booty.
There's just these amboys who can't even say Mainit the way it should.
I hate it when people like these tell me to love my own culture.

Oh well.
MYX (space) VOTE (space) MAINIT
and send to 2366.

Chris and Redford

caged

We have two rabbits at home as pets.
A brown one and a white one.
We named one Chris and one Redford.
Kasi wala lang. Unique mga names.



Eto si Chris. Wala lang. Yown.

We have them for a year na.
Tambay lang sila sa backyard.
Puro tae naman sa pebbles.


sniffing

Both the rabbits are male.
Hanggang sniff lang sila, no touch.
Nasa cage lang sila this week kasi it's been raining like hell!

Learning is the New Rock

Yeah! Go Rock Ed!

I love radio. I do.
Sometimes, I like it more than television.
Especially when I'm stuck in a long traffic jam.

What I like about radio the most is that there we are that perfectly notched market for it.
Our market (ABC1) is very much deprived of quality entertainment on TV.
I mean, do you watch Tayong Dalawa? Really?
Yes, MTV, ETC, and Q are there. But I'm not a fashionista! ETC Vibe? No thanks.

I listen to the radio shows in the morning.
I listen going home.
And I listen late at night.

But the BEST and I mean the BEST Radio Show out there.
Is, well it used to be, in NU107.5
No, it's not Pearl Jam 101 or Metallica Week.
It's a show called Rock Ed Radio.


Lourd de Veyra: poet, writer, musician, co-host of Rock Ed Radio

Rock Ed Radio started as the Rock Ed Series.
It was an educational outreach program supporting school's curricula.
Young professionals spend their time at youth activities for a good cause.
Singers would visit schools for concerts or fund drives.
Writer Gang Badoy started this.

Her main objective was to find to make the young Filipino more interested.
Through alternative ways, make us aware of socio-civic realities of life.

In May 2007, this campaign was fueled when NU107.5 offered them a slot for a show.
It was to be entitled an alternative social studies class at Sunday Nights 8-9pm.


Gang Badoy, the chick in between Eli Buendia and Raymund Marasigan lang naman.

For two years, Rock Ed Radio featured Gang and Lourd, in all their intellectual glory, engaged in insightful, honest, comprehensive and real topics the youth is interested in.

Topics ranged from NPA prisoners, reporoductive health bills, Martial Law partying, college depression, gay activists, international students, indie music, theater actors, Brian Gorrel's blog, Scientology, peace corps and emoism.

The guests made it interesting. Daming contacts siguro ni Gang.

The show abruptly ended in April 2009. When an episode about the Punk scene in Manila aired, the lead singer of Juan Pablo Dream uttered fuck so many times it was unavoidable.


Si Gang ang babae, Si Lourd ang lalaki

So they went off the air for a while. Now they're back.
Show you support for Rock Ed Radio now on its new home.

An All-New Rock Ed Radio
beginning June 10
Wednesdays 9pm
Jam 88.3


Rock Ed Scorecard

Pee in a bottle.

don't be fooled by its sweet appearance

I've seen this product for some time now
They're normally behind the bottles of Summit Flavored Water
But placed in front of the spoiling original Green C2's no one buys.
I didn't normally buy because I love me some propel!
It's called VitWater. Wow, pati water pala may mga nutrients na ngayon.

I came from the States, like you know, kasi last summer.
And I saw these lining up the shelves:


coincidence ba kamo?

Vitamin Water by Glacéau tastes great. It wasn't that sweet.
It had a hint of sweetness underlying in a blend of smoothness. Naks!
So I thought since the Philippine copycat of Vitamin Water was VitWater,
the taste would be the same.

I was wrong.


the blue one tastes like Lysol

The taste of VitWater is the same when you put Joy Dishwashing Liquid in a cup.
You stir it, maybe put a bit of calamansi, Iodized salt, and a spoonful of year old honey.
Parang Lysol ba.
The colors weren't apperizing either.
Do you see the "orange" colored ones?
And everything from the foreign brand was copied including the hip anecdotes on the side.


I'm the endorser, you know?

I don't really care if they copy foreign brands.
Just make it taste good! Or import it nalang!

Hell in the Sky

Hell. I tell you.

Read my keyboard lips: three hours going home to Alabang!
It was raining so hard last Wednesday June 3rd.
The traffic was building quickly in Taft.
I passed by Makati to get my stuff to go home down south.
It was already 6:54 when went up the Skyway Entrance from Arnaiz.
You know, the road near Don Bosco and Makati Cinema Square.
And we were expecting the typical 15 minute flight to pass by the traffic downstairs.
But NO!!!!!

It was less traffic down there.
Apparently, everyone thought it was traffic down there, so they went up
And so began our THREE HOUR journey along a 17-kilometer speed track.


Is it their fault?

I thought of so many things whilst on my journey there:
1. Boys Night Out is hilarious. Yep, we finished the whole show.
2. There is an AM station with a modular of 666. Scary.
3. May stars pa pala sa heavens.
4. Why is there only one road that brings people to the South?
Arent there alternative routes? Everyone is here! Kaya ambagal!
5. Ang laki ng billboard ng Kashieca!
6. That funky-smelly fish flavored chip brand tasted so good when faced in hunger.


A distant memory away.

And so, 9:45. We descended into Bicutan...
Road rage was inside of me by then.
But I looked at an ad that made me remember of an old ad:


Potngina

LeJester

All hail King Kong!

So is a gracious exit too much to ask?
Especially from a King?

We all know, you like to win.
You're a role model at 24.
39 points per game!
MVP! Rookie of the year!
Magic Game 2 buzzer beater (per usual)
But it wasn't enough.


Napagod na.

It was all you all the time and that's not bad!
It's just you didn't have a phenomenal team behind you.
Not even Varejao, West or that Ilgauskas guy
Howard was just amazing that night!
So you lost.
But don't storm off the court!
You're a king! Not a jester with no respect!

Your fans are still behind you!
You made a fan out of me!
And I don't even really watch NBA, really!
Go King! Go Cavs!

Next year! We'll see you up there!


It came this close!

Derailed

Separated at birth

Why are you crying?
Who are you calling help from?
For whom are you calling to?
What is your intention, really?
Why the conservative green shirt?

Why did it happen?
How did it happen?
Why the need for a senate hearing?
When is your next movie coming out?

How much time for healing do you need?
How much more will you sell this story?
How much are ... you? :D
Big money yan, babe.

Victim

P.S. Galing mo sumayaw.

Initially,

Put it in there!

Hi! Zack and Miri here!

So I just started this required blog 10 days after it was handed out to us to do.

I'm not very good with directions.

So what does that mean for me? I'm gonna do ten blogs today! Yeah!

It's not my fault. I've been really tired the whole week last week.

The radio shift, cleaning the apartment, the hour long trips going back to Alabang.

So welcome to the blog that I made! I'm sure there will be better blogs when you the scroll up!

I don't like going over the details in my opening blog! See you in the next one! :D

Initially,
You, Me, Zack and Miri