Erap Joke #1: Magic Mirror in Malacanang

It is said that there is a magic mirror in Malacanang that slaps anybody who tells a lie.

Sen. Jamby Madrigal passed by the mirror and said : I think I'm straight.

and the mirror slapped her.

Then came President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. : I think I'm the prettiest woman in the Philippines,

and the mirror slapped her.

Then passed President Erap and said : I think . . .

and the mirror slapped him.