Pee in a bottle.

don't be fooled by its sweet appearance

I've seen this product for some time now
They're normally behind the bottles of Summit Flavored Water
But placed in front of the spoiling original Green C2's no one buys.
I didn't normally buy because I love me some propel!
It's called VitWater. Wow, pati water pala may mga nutrients na ngayon.

I came from the States, like you know, kasi last summer.
And I saw these lining up the shelves:


coincidence ba kamo?

Vitamin Water by Glacéau tastes great. It wasn't that sweet.
It had a hint of sweetness underlying in a blend of smoothness. Naks!
So I thought since the Philippine copycat of Vitamin Water was VitWater,
the taste would be the same.

I was wrong.


the blue one tastes like Lysol

The taste of VitWater is the same when you put Joy Dishwashing Liquid in a cup.
You stir it, maybe put a bit of calamansi, Iodized salt, and a spoonful of year old honey.
Parang Lysol ba.
The colors weren't apperizing either.
Do you see the "orange" colored ones?
And everything from the foreign brand was copied including the hip anecdotes on the side.


I'm the endorser, you know?

I don't really care if they copy foreign brands.
Just make it taste good! Or import it nalang!